If you want examples of modern concise English literature, I suggest you take a day off from play school/school/college/work/life and go through different "About me"s in Orkut.
Wow.
Some of them are so wonderfully irritating, I feel there should be a column to the left 'Report the About me section'.
For revenge which I cannot hope to achieve on orkut, here are a few "About me"s from my side.
1. I am a good boy
2. I want to know why you want to know what you want to know.
3. Hee hee.
4. A mosquito in search of false love. Become my friend. But introduce yourself before adding me.
5. I like to live my life before it comes.
6. I like to live my life only to half of it. Nothing more, nothing less.
7. Who let the dogs out.
8. I'm a fun loving guy who predicts the past.
9. A cunning, wicked guy, who likes eating up people.
10. Gone fishing.
11. Day time - Orkutter, Night time - Murderer.
12. I was born to make friends on orkut. Please help me justify my birth.
13. Amazing enemy. lol. Nice guy. lol. Killer. lol.lol.lol. jolly guy. lol lol.
14. Be my son.
15. I'm on orkut. Rest is for you to find out.
16. I believe in dying and let dying. So let me die, and I won't stop you from dying. But add me before that.
17. If I know you, don't add me. If you know me, dont add me. If I don't know you and you don't know me, you have no business here. Heehaahaahaa.
18. I like symmetry. So add me only if your name is a palindrome.
19. Be my friend and you'll positively cease to live.
20. A psycho. I'll rip your hair apart if I meet you. So don't meet me. But add me on orkut.
21. When I was born, my mom was orkutting, just to change her about me to 'I have a son!' as soon as I came out. I too joined orkut immediately, and I'm here for friends.
Dammit, I'm tired already.
10/22/2006
10/20/2006
MMM
How can I not put this quote by one of our profs:
I think, and other professors agree with me that there has been a deliberate attempt on the part of students to lower the class average.
Long live MMM.
I think, and other professors agree with me that there has been a deliberate attempt on the part of students to lower the class average.
Long live MMM.
10/11/2006
9211
Whenever quizzes seem to come, I feel like running away from earth.
Engineering should be done with in two years.
Engineering should be done with in two years.
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