Language..

Over the past year, my ways of communicating with friends have radically changed.. towards the negative side. Its reached a point where almost every sentence of mine has more non dictionary words than the dic ones. Some of them are ( A few are explicit!)...

Before : ' How do you do this problem? Its very tough.'
Now : 'Ey..This problem is rod da..how the fuck do you do it..?'

Before : ' My cycle is making so much noise'
Now: ' This damn thing is gen making N noise'

Before : ' I did very badly man '
Now : ' I cupped hajjar man ' or ' Got denged '

Before : ' I am so depressed '
Now : ' I am hajjar pained '

Before : ' He's such a pain '
Now : ' He's a madar..'

Before : ' I just love this organic chem '
Now : ' Organic is just sexy..'

Before : 'Hey..No way..thats wrong'
Now : ' Bulla..My ass thats right'

Before : ' Don't exaggerate'
Now : ' Don't put cock'

Before : 'The paper had some tough questions'
Now : ' It was gen shady'

Before : ' He's so good. Such an amazing guy'
Now : ' He's GOD'

Before : ' This is irritating me so much '
Now : ' This is a co..sucking thing '

Before : ' This isn't working properly. There's some problem'
Now : ' This is slisha screwed up da..'

Before : 'He doesn't tell anything to others '
Now : ' He's such a RG bastard '

Before : ' Everybody did badly da '
Now : ' Junta got rap..'

Before : ' The paper was so tough.!'
Now : ' Mothering only..'

Before : ' Its ok. Don't keep that in mind'
Now : 'Ey. Pack da. Balls to that'

.......The list goes on and on..Dunno when I'll stop using this language. Hopefully its not too late before I can recoupe.